I. Lots of Luck There once was an old Irish rover Discovered a bright four-leaf clover. He reached down to pluck it And then kicked the bucket: He bent down and died bending over. II. Fairy Folk A bonny young lassie named Mary Fell hard for a laddie from Derry Who never would try her, But only passed by her, A fairy in search of a fairy. III. Boogers the Best There once was a man from Racine With boogers the best ever seen: He'd pick one and lick it, Then roll it and flick it Till all of his fingers were green.