Three Limericks

I. Lots of Luck
There once was an old Irish rover
Discovered a bright four-leaf clover.
   He reached down to pluck it
   And then kicked the bucket:
He bent down and died bending over.

II. Fairy Folk
A bonny young lassie named Mary
Fell hard for a laddie from Derry
   Who never would try her,
   But only passed by her,
A fairy in search of a fairy.

III. Boogers the Best
There once was a man from Racine
With boogers the best ever seen:
   He'd pick one and lick it,
   Then roll it and flick it
Till all of his fingers were green.

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Chasing the Leprechaun

Tell me friend,  have you ever seen 
A leprechaun in a suit o' green
       With an impish grin? 
       You haven't?  Well,
You must not know the magic spell!
       Now listen in:

You take a pipe and puff and pass
A green as green as Erin's grass,
       Then take a glass
       Of whiskey and beer,
And chase the smoke, and choke with cheer: 
       One will appear!

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